Some say that he was once a scarecrow, and that his favorite meal is wood dipped in brake fluid. All we know is that he's called the Stig.

Some say, hes a woman, others say he is a man, we are pretty sure its the latter, but we do know, he's The Stig.

Some say he perches on rooftops at night and turns into stone, others say he sleeps in a graveyard. What we do know, is he's called the Stig.

Some say hes more machine than man and that he eats children for dinner, all we know is he's called the Stig

Some say his teeth are made of carbon fibre, others say he has no neck, all we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say his earwax tastes like turkish delight, all we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say he used to be a rocking horse, and that his liver is made of reinforced tin. All we know is that he's called The Stig.

Some say he can change gear with his tongue, and his hair is made of gravy, all we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say his skin is slippery as a dolphin's, others say he has no eyelids. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say he can hide in the shadows of an engine, while being hidden in the shadows of tires. While being white with a hint of black, we know him as The Stig.

Some say that he has a fetish for electric fans. Others say his blood mainly consists of the volatile alkali metal caesium. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say he never sleeps and that his eyes are glued open, all we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he shot 2Pac, others say he killed Kurt Cobain, all we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he likes castrol GTX on his french fries, others say he is incapable of distinguishing the difference between the colors red and green. All we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say he doesn't see normally, he just sees green numbers scrolling down the front of his face. All we know is that he's called The Stig.

Some say the ancient Greek's worshiped him, and he has only a single eye. What we do know is that he's called the Stig.

Some say he is the love child of a tomahawk jet fighter and a 80's prostitute, but all we know is he is the Stig.

Some say hes blind and drives on sense, Some say hes not human, all we do know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he eats Citreon 2CV's for breakfast, others say he really does listen to some shocking music, but alas all we truly know is that he is The Stig.

Some say he once had a third hand sticking out of his belly button, others say he's married to a sasquatch. All we know is that he's called the Stig.

Some say he uses diesel like we use gravy, and that his arsehole is like twin exhaust pipes. What we do know is that he's called the Stig.

Some say that all his thinking functions are carried out by his toes, and his head holds a giant stereo. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say he can fly, others say he has no toes, all we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say he's scared of diesel engines, and hell spat him back out. All's we know is he's called the Stig.

Some say he can drive from the passenger side, others say he has no hands and he telepathically drives the cars. All we know is that he's called the Stig.

Some say his laugh sounds like a broken accordion, others say he can fly using his ears. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Some say that he has no face and that his hands are superconductive.... all we know is, he's called The Stig.