I struggled with what to call this recipe since I made it last night. I think Trailer Park Apple Desert is about the best thing given that's pretty close to what it is. I will say it was surprisingly good, much better than I expected given the recipe below:

What you need
1 Granny Smith Green apple
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 stick butter, melted
5 ounces room temperature Sprite. Do not use 7 up
1 package Original Crescent Rolls (with the canned biscuits)

What you do
Peel and core apple and cut in to 16 slices
Separate crescent rolls and lay out on cutting board.
Put 2 slices on big end of each roll and roll up - jelly roll fashion.
Put in greased 8 X 8 pan with seam side down.
Combine sugar, butter and sprite. Pour over apples. Sprinkle with cinnamon to taste.
Bake at 350 for 40 minutes

Sprite, I know. Hence the name. Any desert that you make with Sprite just has to have trailer park in the name right? I will admit it was pretty good, we had it with some vanilla ice cream and it was quite tasty. So if you're looking for a quick and easy apple cobbler type desert (and some extra Sprite) I say go for it, you'll feel trashier than you have in a while!